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Book Review

Publisher's Note:

From beloved Saturday Night Live alum Kate McKinnon comes a madcap new adventure about three sisters, a ravenous worm, and a mysterious mad scientist! So, you want to be a young mad scientist. Congratulations! Admitting it is the first step. The second step is reading the (definitely true) tale of the Porch sisters… Gertrude, Eugenia, and Dee-Dee Porch do not belong. They don’t belong in the snooty town of Antiquarium, where all girls have to go to etiquette school and the only dog allowed is the bichon frise. They don’t belong with their adoptive family, where all their cousins are named Lavinia and their Aunt has more brooches than books. And they certainly don’t belong at Mrs. Wintermacher’s etiquette school—they’re far more interested in science. After getting kicked out of the last etiquette school that would take them, the girls expect to be sent away for good... until they receive a mysterious invitation to new school. Suddenly the girls are under the tutelage of the infamous Millicent Quibb—a mad scientist with worms in her hair and oysters in her bathtub. At 231 Mysterium Way, the pizza is fatal, the bus is powered by Gerbils, and the Dean of Students is a hermit crab. Dangerous? Yes! More fun than they’ve ever had? Absolutely! But when the sisters are asked to save their town from an evil cabal of nefarious mad scientists, they must learn to embrace what has always made them stand out, and determine what side they’re on—before it’s too late!…

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Overall Book Review:

Fasten your seat belts because this book is over-the-top in every possible way, and it is a glorious thing to behold. This mad-cap adventure follows three orphaned sisters who are not like everyone else in their quaint little town. Down on their luck, their paths cross with the infamous Millicent Quibb, and things become progressively stranger from that moment on. Fresh, preposterous, humorous, slightly sarcastic, and at time flashing some dark humor, this book is not your average middle grade read.

An excellent choice for young readers who like the outlandish, worms, science, silliness, and what-not, the book has charming illustrations. Likely this will distract the young reader from the fact that they are ingesting some amazing and hefty vocabulary.

The Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science would make an excellent read-aloud. And if one isn’t up to the task, the audiobooks is read by the author and her sister, and wow, again, there is nothing as “too much” in this audio experience. The voicing is fabulous with sound effects thrown in for good measure. A PDF is provided with the audiobook so that the listener doesn’t miss out on the visuals.

Thank you, Kate McKinnon, for one of the most delightful reads of the year.

Review of the unabridged audiobook

Content Analysis:

Profanity/Language: 2 religious exclamations.

Violence/Gore: Reference to pickled brains and other things that a mad scientist might have/use; creature uses its intestines to grab/stop characters from escaping; character makes jokes about pickled and candied brains; destruction of property; attempt by characters to harm a bat (bat is safe in the end); creepy/humorous scene where characters are trapped in a room with some worms; scrapes and bumps; many outrageous (for humorous effect) statements about creatures, etc. and what they can do (e.g. eat your brains, etc.); reference to a dark society of mad science that was bent on destruction; reading from a diary about a ruler that wanted/did/threatened to murder other people; character says that spouse murders animals (hunting); reference that to grow a creature to its full size one would need to feed it at least half a dead horse; plot to kill animals; creature eats some animals/pets.

Sex/Nudity: None

Mature Subject Matter:

Orphans, secret societies (dark mad scientists), loneliness and feelings of low self-worth.

Alcohol/Drug Content:

Adult smokes a cigar.

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An accountant and CPA by profession, I found myself a book reviewer for Squeaky Clean Reads by happenstance. When the opportunity came to transform that website into Compass Book Ratings, I was excited to seize it and meld my business background with my love of books. As the mother of three teenage sons, I have read a large number of children and young adult books and I believe that there is great value in a content review service. As much as we would love to read everything our children read, there just isn’t enough time. I also appreciate being able to select books for myself that are really worth my precious and limited reading time. I believe there is a book out there for everyone–they just have to find it!