When you read a book by Diana Wynne Jones, you are pretty much 100% guaranteed to be entertained.
Enchanted Glass is about an absent-minded professor, the orphaned boy who comes to live with him, and oodles of magic that combines straightforward British humor with a skewed combination of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
For the most part, the tale centers about Andrew Hope, the new owner of Melstone House and its field-of-care, and his very distant and much younger cousin, Aidan Cain. Aidan’s unexpected magical talent reminds Andrew of his own powers, just in time to prevent catastrophe from overtaking Melstone House and its inhabitants. The author mixes farcical humor with tongue-in-cheek puns, a colorful cast of wildly eccentric characters, and startling twists that will leave you amazed at the extent of her creativity. Filled with sinister alien creatures, a politely rude faery king, unexpected allies, and a weredog or two, Enchanted Glass is sure to entertain.
Profanity/Language: 2 religious exclamations; 7 mild obscenities; 3 derogatory names; 1 anatomical term.
Violence/Gore: A character nearly drives off a road (humorous scene); a character has a missing leg; a character has an accident which is described as “terrible” (off scene, before the story starts); mention of human sacrifice (not gory, mentioned in a letter); shadowy figures are hunting a character; a character complains of pain in his missing leg; a character nearly gets hit by a car; a character is scared and reminded of things hunting him; a character threatens two people against trespassing; character feels something invisible is watching him; a few instances where a character is threatened with death; two female characters fight; two magical beings battle each other; a magical battle causes bad weather; a character is scorched with fire; a character’s feet are burned.
Most of the above instances are not gory or graphic, and are mainly used as dry and oftentimes humorous scenes.
Sex/Nudity: A character mentions wanting to marry someone; a character is said not have liked being “tied down” in regards to a relationship; a male character notices a female character’s “fabulous” legs a couple of times; a character is described as naked (non-sexual); a male character thinks a female character looks marvelous in a “brief green dress”; there is mention of a woman’s massive bosom; a male character wants to kiss a female character; a character thinks fondly of another; two characters decide to marry; a female character leans over a male character, revealing cleavage; child born out of wedlock.
Mature Subject Matter:
Death, mention of occult and occultist, cancer (resulting in death), a child born out of wedlock.
Alcohol / Drug Use:
A character drinks whiskey a couple of times; a character is offered a drink; a character drinks from decanters filled with odd, magical liquid; a character says that another character should have accepted a drink; a character is said to have had problems with drinking and drugs (off-screen, in a letter); characters drink at a Fête; there are a few mentions of a beer tent at the Fête; a character wins a bottle of sherry as a prize.